teh silly joke thread

join the silly joke thread, add your silly jokes to this thread an have a laugh......... ermmmm, ish.
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2 packets of crisps walking along the motorway,
when suddenly a car pulls up along side them,
the driver opens the car window an says " hey guys, do you want a lift ? "
nah, says one of the crisp packets, its ok, were walkers................
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muwahaha .... sorta....

walkers

ermmm, yeah, walkers crisps, its a make of crisps here.
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and onto, the price of fuel, well thats a joke for a start..

haha